Monday, 11 June 2012

Loo’s, knives and gambling





Tweet, tweet, woo hoo, hoo woo, chirp are the strange sounds that greet me this morning. The squirrels say hello on the way to the station  I am really liking all the wildlife.
Today’s assault starts at the London Eye, with 20 other tourists we cram into a capsule and head for the skies, perfect views of all the places we have been and where we are going. Helps get a much needed orientation of where everything is in this amazing city.
After the excitement of the eye it’s time to spend a penny, well 50p at Jubiloo. Hilarious place, a toilet block with entry gates, two very entertaining attendants, toilets adorned with union jacks and automated hand washing machines that are out of a Jetson’s cartoon. They even encourage you to tweet about your experience using #jubiloo.
The tide is out on the Thames and some banks are exposed, we see a knife and speculate what it had been used for and how it got there. Someone in the party has a very vivid imagination.
Crossing Westminister Bridge we discover a gang of illegal gamblers complete with lookouts and foreign accents playing the shell game. The ring leader’s hands are stuffed with 20 pound notes and the players just keep giving them more money.
More ancient beauty unfolds in front of us, Houses of Parliament and Westminster Abbey. We take to the surrounding streets and snap away with all the other tourists.
No rest for the wicked, onto No 10, then Horse Guards to try and make them laugh and then through St James Park and up to Buckingham Palace to wave to her majesty.
Home for a scrumptious baked dinner and a special jubille edition of Antiques Raodshow. Could not ask for a better day. Fell into bed exhausted.

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